Some lame jokes drabble

Cold wave 1:
On a MRT, one suay guy who goes to work everyday always need to give up his seats to the needy.

The first day, someone with one leg injured came in, he asked this suay guy to move out of the seat, his reason was: "I'm injured leh, leg very pain, siam plz." The guy siam.

The next day one pregnant woman came in and ask for the same seat the suay kia is sitting at. Her reason was: "I hav another life living in me, if I tio knocked, who carry the responsiblity?!"
The guy thus siam again.

Next day he very buay song liaoz, sit down at MRT. One 'face' disfigured lady come, asked the suay guy to siam. The suay guy very buay song. "Your body nothing wrong wat, u no reason ask me to siam."

The lady's reply: "Coz I no shame wat. (Bu yao lian)" =.=
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Cold wave 2,
*idea struck thanks to LiPing*
QNS: One uncooked steak and one medium rare steak walked past on the street without saying 'hi' to each other. Why?
ANS: Coz they are uncooked. (Bu shou/shu) >.<
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Cold wave 3,
*contributed*
The president of 3 countries meet up for a leisure break.
On the plane, the president of country A says to his general, "Jump into the sea, swin to mainland and come back."

The general did what he was told, but halfway kena shark eat. President A says "This is wat I call guts..." smirking...

Country B president not happy, he ask his lieutenant to do the same thing as wat president A's general did, the same thing happen as the lieutenant was eaten by sharks. "This is wat I call guts too..." President B smirked.

Country C president dulan liao, ask his private. Do the same thing as the general and lieutenant. The private see see, den said: "You NB CCB. You want me to die ar? Go eat shit la!"

President C smiles as point at his private and said "This is wat I call guts..."
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Cold wave 4,
QNS: I should stop my jokes here, reason?
ANS: If I continue, the rain will turn into hailstorm =/

Penned by: Kirra